Almost July!

Bao and I hung around the house today. I even let him share my current fav grocery bag. I look so damn good on black and red.

Which means of course, I had to boot him off so I could get my own quality time on it.

He was ok with it. I let him have mom's stinky shoes for awhile. He was in 7th heaven. Or unconscious. Not sure which.

This is my baby

This is my baby, Tub-tub or Tubbalina.

I think she's got her mama's eyes, don't you?

Hey - you're not making fun of my little girl, are you?!

That's ok, Tub-Tub. I'll teach you how to gut them when they sleep, my little princess... *purr*

Mistress of Shoes

I am Twinkie, Mistress of Shoes!

I can GAME!

Seriously mama, I know I can game like Twinkie!  Twinkie's all muscle, no style. I know how to look good and kill stuff.

Just let me catch that mousie on screen...  

I bet it tastes like chicken...

Exhausted after the vet!

Well, I guess Twinkie didn't REALLY poke my eye out. It felt like it though!

Vet put some gunk in my eye, but she talked nice. She was putty in my paw.

I deserve this nap.

 

I will not be outdone!

I am FAR PRETTIER than Hum Bao!

I can flip and dangle paw with the best of them!

Note the utterly relaxed body language and outstretched back paw. I'm an old pro at this.

Not even a camera flash will disturb me.

Or mom getting WAAAY to close with her @#$# camera phone.

Now see? I go into classic head twist belly flash.

'Bao does NOT have enough belly to do this properly.

I know enough NOT to cover my eyes with my paws.

REACHING.... feel the BURN... take the pictures, I'm tiring out...

Seriously, are you done yet? Geez.

Done or not, I'm taking a nap. Good day to you.

My Personal Photo Shoot

Twinkie says I need to start working on my portfolio. If anyone is gonna take me serious as a cabana cat, I have to have a portfolio.

Sigh. This is a lot of work.

I can try the roll and show a bit of tummy look. Girls dig the whole winking eye thing.

See? One eye closed. Twinkie said to 'reach for the camera' tho...

This right? I get extra kibble for this, don't I?

I'm too sexy for my furs...

After the shoot, kickin' back in da chair on MY fur with Twinkie. I let her have the softer spot. She's old.

Life is good. Wake us when the canned food comes out, will you?