Mom seems to think I have the aerodynamics of a potato. I am inclined to disagree. I am more football shaped, which means, if I gain the proper velocity and spin, I rather elegantly launch through the air at my intended target.

She claims I tend to fly low and 'thump' into things. This is highly insulting.
I must nap on it, and consider the depth of my retaliation.
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