Attack of the killer pink bankie

At first it seemed so innocent. I was mostly interested in the ribbon tie...

And then I discovered the complete hideousness of the bankie auntie had put upon me. How could she? I thought she loved me.

And thus, I tried my hardest to destroy the offending mass of ugly pinkness, tearing at it with fang and claw.

But to no avail. No matter how much I tore at it... she only giggled and placed it back on my head. *sigh* What have I done, auntie? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!