Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Oh the humiliation...

My far distant uncle sent mom the most humiliating picture of me. I cried and cried and cried... pointed out that mom looked pretty bad herself... but still she laughed and still she posted it. Hrmph. The woman has NO sense of self respect.

I must go fur her coat.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Return from Gran'mas

Well, my human FINALLY came home from New Orleans. Granma's spa location is suitable, but she keeps me up too late. I've had to nap all day to recover.

Oh, I occassionally get up and knock some kibble around. I mean, let's be serious. If mom didn't have something to do, she'd get bored, right? And bored humans are bad humans, we all know that.

HOWEVER, I am extremely displeased with her unwillingness to give me canned food multiple times a day, like granma did. I cry and cry and cry and she just giggles and makes fun of my voice. HRMPH. I cannot help it I have a petite, demure, outstandingly feminine voice. It is not polite to make fun of it.

So PPPPPHHHHHHHTTTTTT. Take that. And bring me some kibble. I'm hungry.

Friday, March 11, 2011

For those who think I only lounge...

It's not true. I DO occasionally do other things.

Uh... like... let's see... er...

Well... SLEEP. I sleep very well, thank you very much. And ignoring annoying people with cameras while maintaining perfect poise and pristine fur alignment. Hmph.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Working too hard

I've been working waaay too hard as mom's painting model. It's not easy posing and looking plush, adorable, and like a true kitteh of destruction, able to take on Apocalypse Mousie with one paw tied behind her back.

So today is a day of kitteh rest. Besides, mom was trying to spot clean my mink fur, so I need to re-fur it as quickly as possible. It was JUST starting to turn a lovely shade of grey... sigh.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

My mom is a SUPERMODEL!

My real mom, not my human. My human mom forgets to brush her fur half the time (sigh.) But my REAL mom - she's BOOTIFUL!

If only I looked so elegant...