Sunday, September 26, 2010

Oh wait, I can fit...

I know I can fit in this thing - hold on a sec -

Uh, no that's not right, let me try this way

Hmm - I know I fit earlier

Maybe if I swing around again

STUPID BOX! This just isn't working!

I am NOT too big for it! I am not I am not I AM NOT!

Uh, can I get some help here? I think I sprained something...

Monday, September 20, 2010

Zen Napping

I'm in mah happy place... do not disturb.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Prepping for All Hallow's Eve

Working on my evil kitteh glare, ready to pounce from the darkness. How's this?

Mom says there's no such thing as an 'evil tater' but I strongly disagree.

Ah, behing evil is seriously too much work. Maybe I'll just hire someone to be the halloween kitteh around here.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Ode to the green bag

Oh most awesome and fantabulous whole foods bag, how I love thee. You are most spectacular in your greenness. You are snuggly soft with big handles. And most importantly of all, mom hates it when I sleep in you, but lets me anyway.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

My long lost sister!

Here's a picture of my sister Cobweb! Isn't she bootiful?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Table Talk

Hello Friends and Kittens, I'm Twinkie, your host, and welcome to the first edition of Table Talk.

Today I'd like to broach the subject of body image and my mom's juvenile attempts to poke fun at me. This kitten is not amused. Yes, I am potato shaped, and darn proud of it! It's taken many years for us Brits to reach our happy state of couch zen. Who am I to argue perfection?

So I say, to all of you big kittens out there, rise up! Wait - are you getting my good side?

Let's try this again *ahem* RISE UP KITTEHS and be PROUD of your tater form!

Then sit right back down again. Seriously, hard work is for the dogs.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The excitement of a new table

Mom bought me a new table for my birthday. It was VERY exciting to put together! I like to think of myself as a master handi-kitty, and tables are my forte.

First of all, she had to show me what the washers looked like... They were HIGHLY battable.

Then she gave me some tips on how it all goes together. I didn't approve of the method she used - where's the socket wrench?

Finally I just had to take things into my own paws to get it done. Those bolts aren't easy to handle, but handi-kitty can do it all!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Thank god for the holiday weekend!

I'm exhausted. Long week of getting mom up for work, killing spiders, chasing those rogue straws. Tough on a growing girl. I must save energy for my birthday... I'll be one year old on Monday! Mom says she gets the day off to celebrate!