Hello Friends and Kittens, I'm Twinkie, your host, and welcome to the first edition of Table Talk.
Today I'd like to broach the subject of body image and my mom's juvenile attempts to poke fun at me. This kitten is not amused. Yes, I am potato shaped, and darn proud of it! It's taken many years for us Brits to reach our happy state of couch zen. Who am I to argue perfection?
So I say, to all of you big kittens out there, rise up! Wait - are you getting my good side?
Let's try this again *ahem* RISE UP KITTEHS and be PROUD of your tater form!
Then sit right back down again. Seriously, hard work is for the dogs.