Thursday, May 31, 2012

Exhausted after the vet!

Well, I guess Twinkie didn't REALLY poke my eye out. It felt like it though!

Vet put some gunk in my eye, but she talked nice. She was putty in my paw.

I deserve this nap.

Monday, May 28, 2012

I will not be outdone!

I am FAR PRETTIER than Hum Bao!

I can flip and dangle paw with the best of them!

Note the utterly relaxed body language and outstretched back paw. I'm an old pro at this.

Not even a camera flash will disturb me.

Or mom getting WAAAY to close with her @#$# camera phone.

Now see? I go into classic head twist belly flash.
'Bao does NOT have enough belly to do this properly.

I know enough NOT to cover my eyes with my paws.

REACHING.... feel the BURN... take the pictures, I'm tiring out...

Seriously, are you done yet? Geez.

Done or not, I'm taking a nap. Good day to you.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

My Personal Photo Shoot

Twinkie says I need to start working on my portfolio. If anyone is gonna take me serious as a cabana cat, I have to have a portfolio.

Sigh. This is a lot of work.

I can try the roll and show a bit of tummy look. Girls dig the whole winking eye thing.

See? One eye closed. Twinkie said to 'reach for the camera' tho...

This right? I get extra kibble for this, don't I?

I'm too sexy for my furs...

After the shoot, kickin' back in da chair on MY fur with Twinkie. I let her have the softer spot. She's old.

Life is good. Wake us when the canned food comes out, will you?

Friday, May 25, 2012



Well, MAYBE it's ok. As long as he stays BEHIND me. No touching.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

This is MY chair

I claim it for I am the mighty BAO, lord of Fang and Talon.

It makes my eyes look extra pretty.


Monday, May 7, 2012

Lounging in the Spring Sun

Ahhhh... the sun is out, mama is FINALLY awake, and delicious canned food must soon be on the menu....

You ARE going to go heat up some food for me, aren't you? And put some mint on the dish. I like that. And Bacon.

Why are you staring at my tummy? Is my fur mussed?

Bao is being extremely lazy.

He says it's because he's still 'recovering' from his being bludgeoned by the toof fey, but I think he's just lazy.

I lounge. He's just LAZY.

Note the utter lack of concern that he's being photographed sleeping on MY chair. He should be worried that I'm going to whup his fuzzy gray butt.

After din-din.
A girl needs her energy.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Recovering at Gamma's

Hey all!

Despite what Twinkie says, I'm ok. I went to the country vet and had some toofs pulled. Gamma saved them in a little jar so I can show them off.

The accomodations here are tight, but luxurious... good thing my butt isn't as fat as Twinkie! *snort snort snort* I said butt...

I'm not complaining, however. Soft food every few hours. Massages. Yucky tasting but wonderfully mind altering stuff squirted in my mouth. The mousies are always WAY more fun after that.

Life is pretty good.