Mom said she was setting up a photo shoot today. Sweet. Hey - you're going to do what with this?
No freakin' way. I am NOT putting up with this --
I am so going to rip that jewelry off your cold, dead hands grandma...
This is utterly humiliating. I want a lawyer. Quit laughing. You might have to wear a velco tummy extension one day to make your outfits fit too.
WHOA - That's not another outfit for ME is it?