Mom has a very messy computer room. I try and teach her to keep it clean, but she's not very good at it.
Look at me when I'm talking to you, human.
All this art stuff is in the way. This easel is way too low. Let me fix it--
WHOA - how come this isn't on the wall? And I am NOT THAT FAT!
Mom really needs to learn not to leave her stupid artwork dribbled all around. This one, I'm gonna scratch on. It's not good enough for the wall. Mom won't mind.