Aunt Twinkie won't have anything to do with me 'cause she's jealous! Santa brought me Testa-roni! I smell like a REAL cat now!
Aunt Twinkie says I make her litter box STINK so she won't have anything to do with me *sigh*.
That's ok. That just means I get all the best loungy places in the house an' she runs the other way, holding her nose.