Sunday, February 7, 2010

Bath Time Holocaust

Today I learned that when one jumps down from the counter, it's best to jump to the FLOOR not the edge of the TUB when Mom is taking a bath.

Claws don't get much of a grip on fiberglass - just make a scary SCRATCHY SCRATCHY SCRATHY sound before you slip into the water.

Mom says she swears I screamed.

I don't remember that. I was too busy escaping.

Thank god the camera was charging, out of reach, and she was too busy laughing and mopping up the water trail to deal with such insulting things like photographs.

I'd rather not remember it, thank you very much.

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