I don't get what the big deal was. Football is boring. It's just another reason to sleep. And if mom's going to lie on the couch, I get to lie on her, right?
She did annoyingly get up a few times, so she smartly placed me on my proper spot on the back of the couch. After all, I couldn't be bothered with repositioning myself. It's not my problem she had to get up.
What - are you surprised that all I do is lay around?
Hey, believe me, it's not easy to keep this football shape. A kitten's gotta work at it.