What do you mean, I'M TOO FAT?!?

What? Excuse me? I'm certainly NOT too large for this basket. It's just SNUG.

You're not laughing AT me, are you? It's not my fault they make these things so small.

A profile? Certainly. If you'll note, I have a fine little double chin, as is expected in my breed...

If I didn't have 'neck floof', my friends and admirers would assume you STARVE me. Now, we wouldn't want that, would we mom?