Sunday, February 26, 2012

Cute Fat Kitteh Lessons Available!

If you give me bacon wrapped mousies, I will teach your kitties to be good kitties and to be nice to everyone and fat and lazy like a proper kitteh... honest...

The cost is a measely one dozen bacon wrapped mousies, pre-paid.

I only take real bacon mousies, no turkey bacon, no visa or mousetercard.

You too can have a fat furry tummy to pet. Send your mousies now!

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